Monday, August 8, 2011

Big Brother: Jen Please report to the Diary Room

My diabolical plan of sucking The Viking into Big Brother has worked! It's my favorite summer show and something I dedicated my Sunday, Wednesday and Thursday nights to.

Night time is our time. We like to watch tv together and although I refuse to watch the male version of a soap opera - aka wrestling - he has succumbed to Big Brother. He is learning their names, learning the game play and hoping that my desire to go on the show is fake. It's not. I would love to go on Big Brother, although the more I think about it I'd be a pretty miserable grump without my Twitter and wine.

My plea to attend a casting call always falls short. "Honey, you'd leave me for another guy just to get yourself further in the game." Silence. "But it wouldn't be real!" I'd exclaim. He stares at me.

So my hopes of winning us a half million dollars is pretty much a dream but I LOVE that I've sucked him into this game of back stabbing, lies and drama. "It reminds me of high school," he says. "Yeah honey, just where we met."

So who do you think will win this year and how do I convince the Vik to let me on the show?

He'll do anything to stop me: including biting my face:

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